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# HALFWIT

We say maybe but we really mean no.

## Sitemaps

- [XML Sitemap](https://imahalfwit.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website.

## Pages

- [Home](https://imahalfwit.com/) - We say maybe but we really mean no
- [Ideal Cleaners - A little chi kung up the Ch'ueng Mo.](https://imahalfwit.com/ideal-cleaners/) - These pages and their contents were moved over from the IC site before it was killed. IC-unreleased Ideal Cleaners – 157 PAST SHOWS Ideal Cleaners – About Ideal Cleaners – Coach – HW recordings Ideal Cleaners – Girth – HW recordings Ideal Cleaners – HALFWIT – Lyrics Ideal Cleaners – HALFWIT-LIVE Ideal Cleaners – Nessun’
- [Shows](https://imahalfwit.com/shows/) - 09.21.18 – Lincoln Calling w/ Hyperion 08.18.18 – 1st Ave Social Club w/ Ezra & other bands 05.04.18 – Duffy’s – Bummer & Virus Disease (VD canceled) 03.02.18 – Sydney – Omaha – Unmanned & The Show is the Rainbow 02.10.18 – Bourbon Theatre – Lincoln Exposed 01.06.18 – Zoo Bar w/ Laughing Falcon &
- [Ideal Cleaners - Videos](https://imahalfwit.com/ideal-cleaners/videos/) - 10.01.11 - Bourbon Theatre, Lincoln NE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdIrC4B97M 02.25.11 - The Waiting Room, Omaha NE "Advice For Other People's Children" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G33w1EUFwXA 10.02.10 - Zoo Bar - Lincoln, NE "The Cowardly Buzzard" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNsXMUV9NU "Hey, Rube" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCBR8f3n1oY "Advice For Other People's Children" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxktns_u678 "Scoop 'em Up" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBwweOvIS2M "Squid vs. Whale" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PzIJv2B38 12.31.08 - Duffy's Tavern,
- [Audio](https://imahalfwit.com/audio/) - Halfwit by Halfwit Halfwit (part 1) by Halfwit Halfwit (part 2) by Halfwit Halfwit by Halfwit Halfwit by Halfwit Halfwit by Halfwit Halfwit by Halfwit Daddy Never Understood by Halfwit
- [Ideal Cleaners - Photos](https://imahalfwit.com/ideal-cleaners/ideal-cleaners-photos/) - 10.13.12 - Duffy's Tavern, Lincoln NE - Lincoln Calling 02.11.12 - Duffy's Tavern, Lincoln NE - Lincoln Exposed 11.11.11 - SPEED! Nebraska Records 15th Anniversary - above images courtesy of Neil O. Lincoln Calling 2010 - above images courtesy of Tim Scahill
- [Ideal Cleaners - Recordings](https://imahalfwit.com/ideal-cleaners/ideal-cleaners-recordings/) - Far As You Know (SPEED! Nebraska Records - 2011) 9 songs. Released Oct 2011. In Lincoln NE: Lefty's Records (2776 South Street) Recycled Sounds (9th & O) Chord Jams (SPEED! Nebraska Records - 2009) Perpetual Wooden Nickels Solid Gold Growlers The Frozen Hand of My Enemy Do It For Johnny SOLD OUT, but available as
- [Ideal Cleaners - 157 PAST SHOWS](https://imahalfwit.com/ideal-cleaners/shows/) - 157 PAST SHOWS 2015 02.21.15 Pla Mor Ballroom, Lincoln NE Reunion show. Benefit for Pat Clinch. 2012 11.24.12 The Waiting Room, Omaha NE w/ Criteria & Landing on the Moon 11.09.12 Mojo’s, Omaha NE w/ The Filter Kings 11.01.12 Duffy’s Tavern, Lincoln NE w/ The Kickback & The Renfields 10.13.12 Duffy’s Tavern, Lincoln NE
- [Ideal Cleaners - About](https://imahalfwit.com/ideal-cleaners/about/) - “Here is no water but only rock.” – T.S. Eliot (1888-1965) Ideal Cleaners is in Lincoln, NE. Over in the Eastridge neighborhood. We’ve released the following, all on SPEED! Nebraska Records: Far As You Know – 9 songs (2011) SPEED! Soapbox Riot 300 – 10″ vinyl – 7 song comp – (2011) Chord Jams – 5 song EP (2009)
- [Ideal Cleaners - Posters](https://imahalfwit.com/ideal-cleaners/ideal-cleaners-posters/) - 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2004
- [Photo](https://imahalfwit.com/photo/) - 05.04.18 – Duffy’s Tavern 10.19.17 – Duffy’s Tavern – photos by KZUM 03.04.17 – Duffy’s Tavern – photos by Hear Nebraska 02.11.17 – Duffy’s Tavern, Lincoln Exposed – photos by Hear Nebraska, Kyle Gibson, KZUM 01.13.17 – O’Leaver’s Pub – photo by Jessica Hoien 11.11.16 – The Keg – photos: Hear Nebraska & Brendan M.
- [Video](https://imahalfwit.com/video/) - Do Your Best: Promo for 3.14.17 – EP promo: 11.11.16 @ The Keg – Video by Brendan M. Great Western MCU: Lion In Disguise: EP Teaser: Tease: 02.08.14 – “Bustin’ Windows” – Bourbon Theatre – Video + Mixed Audio by Metal Sean 02.08.14 – “I’m A Delicate Flower” – Bourbon Theatre – Video + Mixed Audio
- [Other](https://imahalfwit.com/other/) - Interview in library, 2013What Is Loud: A Short Documentary Featuring Nebraska MusicSingin’ Dancin’

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